This week’s alliterative title is a neat summary of the past seven days on the Reserve, a capricious early-summer week where you really didn’t know whether to slap on the sunblock or get happit up in your waterproofs. In the event, most days required both of these at different times, and it was all too easy to either get soaked having dressed for the sun, or boiled-in-the-bag having dressed for the rain. No matter though: with June being our busiest month of the year at Forvie, there’s work to be done come rain or shine (or indeed both). And this week, that work included the annual cliff-nesting seabird census from Collieston south to Rockend.

Seabirds have been in the headlines for all the wrong reasons in recent years. Many species have suffered long-term declines, with a warming climate and rising sea temperatures disrupting the food chain. Other threats are constantly looming on the horizon too: marine litter and microplastics, oil pollution, fishery bycatch and offshore energy developments to name but a few. On top of all this, there was the recent horror-show of avian ‘flu (we’re still trying to blot out the memories of 2022 and 2023 at Forvie), followed by the disastrous autumn storm season in 2023 that caused further heavy mortality. Then, as if all that wasn’t enough, there was the collapse of the food supply following a marine heatwave in 2024. It never rains and all that.
Thus working with seabirds these days is a bit like following an unfancied football team through a league season (or indeed a World Cup): you hope for the best, but at the same time fear the worst.

It was a pleasant surprise, therefore, that this year’s results weren’t all doom and gloom. Kittiwakes, for example, seem to be having a resurgence here: the 685 breeding pairs we recorded on census represented the highest total here since 1997 (amusingly, summer warden Joe wasn’t even born then). Kittiwakes are lively, attractive and endearing birds, and it was hard to watch so many succumb to the dreaded ‘flu in 2023. So it was a relief to see the cliffs so busy with them, and to hear the stacks and inlets echoing with their evocative calls.

Our two auk species, Guillemot and Razorbill, also appear to be bouncing back from the setbacks of the past few years. Forvie is home to small and relatively recently-established colonies of each, and both species had increased in numbers since the previous census in 2025.

Not all of our seabirds are faring so well, however. We found only 35 Fulmars occupying nest-sites along the cliffs this year, the lowest number recorded here since surveying began in the 1990s. By way of context, in 2007 – my first summer at Forvie – there were nearly 200 occupied nest-sites along the same stretch of coast. A decline of 80-odd per cent in twenty years represents quite some fall from grace, and the reasons remain unclear.

One of the biggest issues known to face Fulmars is plastic waste in the marine environment, and this is one possible cause for the population crash here. Fulmars often ingest floating plastics, particularly polythene scraps and plastic bags, which on the face of it sounds strange – why would you do that?! However, Fulmars navigate and find food by an acute sense of smell, and are attracted by the scent of the algae that settle on the plastic when it’s been in the sea for any length of time. This makes the plastic smell like their natural food, and down the hatch it goes – but it can’t be digested, and eventually the bird effectively dies of starvation despite having a full stomach. What’s more, the chemicals released by the degrading plastic also affect the birds’ hormonal system, leading to further health problems and breeding failure. This is why we get so irritable every time we find one of those helium balloons on the Reserve – plastic in the environment is a real killer.

When we started the seabird census, warm sunshine was the order of the day, and the North Sea was so becalmed that you could – unusually – see the sand-bars beneath the water’s surface. Usually the water is too turbid (cloudy), and the surface too ruffled, to see the seabed below, so this was a rare insight into the offshore topography.

By the conclusion of matters, though, the rain had once again closed in on us, and there was even the odd rumble of thunder to the inland side of the Reserve. Consequently the walk back to the office was undertaken rather briskly…

…but not briskly enough to spare Catriona, Emma and myself yet another summer soaking.

Away from the cliffs, of course, Forvie’s main seabird action happens down at the ternery. Here, our terns and gulls are working hard to raise their young in the face of the usual suite of pressures, not least the weather. Perhaps due to the persistently cold spring we experienced this year, our Sandwich Terns are having an unusually asynchronous season. Normally, they do everything in almost perfect synchrony: they all lay eggs at much the same time, they hatch together, they fledge together, and they all depart together. But this year, we’ve got some pairs still on eggs or brooding tiny fluff-ball chicks, while others are attending well-grown youngsters just a few days away from fledging.


Some of our Black-headed Gulls are still further advanced, and the first fledglings are now on the wing and dispersing to all four corners of the Reserve. From this point onwards, we’ll take every opportunity to census them in order to calculate the productivity of the colony come the end of the season.

Among the throngs of Black-headed Gulls, the really keen observer may occasionally pick out other species attempting to go incognito. Recently these have included a handful of Little Gulls, the smallest gull species in the world; these dinky birds are true lightweights, barely half the size of a Black-headed Gull.

One for the purists was this Bonaparte’s Gull, a vagrant species which is essentially the North American version of our own Black-headed Gull. Smaller and daintier than our Black-headers, and with white underwings instead of the dark shown by Black-headed Gull, this was a tricky one to pick out even for dedicated bird-nerds Catriona and I. But we love a challenge of course!

Much easier to spot was this uniquely freaky Herring Gull on the beach, which exhibited complete leucism (i.e. a lack of any pigment in the plumage). This isn’t the same as albinism, as the legs, bill and eyes were the ‘normal’ colour you’d expect for Herring Gull, not pink as you’d expect in a true albino. But never mind the technicalities – what a cracking looking beast it was!

Interestingly this was the fourth occasion in just over twelve months that I’d seen a bird matching this description – the other three sightings having been at Loch Leven, Peterhead and Lossiemouth. With the locations being widely spaced, it’s long odds for all the sightings to have involved the same individual, but it’s impossible to say for sure.
In any case, it capped off a fine week of seabird action – and well worth the soakings too!



































































































































