When signing in to commence writing this week’s piece, I was helpfully informed by WordPress that this will be my 271st post since we started up the Forvie blog in 2019. While this was a slightly scary stat in its own right (How did that happen?! Where has all that time gone?!!), it also prompted a brief moment of reflection. Having written 270 previous posts, I am always acutely conscious of avoiding repetition, and of the need to keep things fresh – though this isn’t generally too difficult in a place like Forvie, where there’s just so much going on.

However, while the thing practically writes itself in some weeks, in others I can find myself scratching around for interesting items with which to construct a cohesive story. This past few weeks, with the relentlessly dull weather and even duller subject matter (“Look, we dug another ditch…”) have been a case in point. So it’s a great relief to me when an obvious theme comes and punches me in the face (not literally of course) – such as this week, when practically all the noteworthy items started with the letter S.
The most notable S, and the chief talking-point among everyone here in the past few days, was the strange celestial phenomenon which we experienced on Thursday and Friday. While I can’t be certain about it, I believe that people more familiar with such things call it ‘sunshine’.

Although we were all immensely relieved that the sun had finally deigned to show its face, the Reserve is still very much in thrall to all the water we’ve received from the heavens this past wee while. While taking the monthly water-level readings from the dipwells on the heath, I was reminded that S also stands for ‘submerged’.


S also stands for ‘soggy’, which is an apt descriptor for much of the Reserve just now. This was the scene from the driver’s seat in the pickup truck on Tuesday, when I traversed the Rockend track from Waterside to the beach. As a driver, it’s at times like these that you cross your fingers, and offer up prayers to the patron saint of blessed rubber door-seals. And lo! the door-seals repelled the water, and Daryl was thankful, and he declared that those door-seals were good.

Unsurprisingly, my arrival at Rockend saw the old fishing-bothy full of water too. A selection of rubbish floating around inside the bothy included, amusingly and appropriately, a large pink buoy which will be repurposed for use on the ternery barrier fence a little later in the year. So it seems that S might also stand for ‘scrounging reserve wardens’. It also unequivocally stands for ‘suitable clothing’, as this was the only litter-pick I’ve ever done that necessitated chest waders.

The bothy was in fact as far as I was able to get with the truck. The same series of storms (more good S words there) that brought all that rain also served to shift countless tons of sand at Rockend, and our vehicle access to the beach has now been emphatically – and perhaps permanently – cut off. The Oldkirk Burn now runs in a deep channel right across the end of the track, with the vertical sand-cliffs on either side rendering the area completely impassable by vehicle.

As ever, we’ll have to roll with the punches thrown by our capricious climate, and come up with another way of getting all the fencing gear down the beach come the spring. But it won’t be easy, and is likely to considerably increase the volume and difficulty of our work. Turns out S also stands for ‘sweary words’, which obviously I won’t reproduce in print here, but suffice to say there have been a few used this week.

Most of the week’s sweary words were in fact reserved for the ‘special’ person (there are many more S words I could have chosen) who dumped three heaps of Japanese Knotweed cuttings at the entrance to the Waulkmill bird hide track. This is absolutely illegal on every level: as if fly-tipping wasn’t bad enough on its own, dumping notifiable waste comprising a highly invasive non-native species onto a nature reserve is the ne plus ultra of another S word – ‘stupidity’.

This represents weapons-grade stupidity on a number of levels, not least because the dumped waste contained roots and rhizomes that would quite happily have re-grown if left in-situ, thus effectively infesting a new location with this pernicious plant.

Depending on what sources you read, Japanese Knotweed costs the UK economy somewhere between £170 million and £1.5 billion per year (!), which includes damage and devaluation of property, and the resultant requirement for difficult and expensive control measures. The bright spark who dumped the stuff at Waulkmill clearly wasn’t willing to take the responsibility for proper disposal, choosing instead to dump it on land owned by you and I – the Scottish taxpayer. Among countless other S words I could use to describe the perpetrator (and not just S words either), ‘selfish’ is one of the few printable ones.
Anyway, it was now up to us to clear it up (sigh) – but a special mention must go to our friend and neighbour Swanny, who happened to be passing by and stopped to help us out. With Swanny’s help we got all the Knotweed removed from the site, and all that remained to be done was to incinerate it safely. By the time we’d finished that particular job, we each smelt like we had a sixty-a-day Woodbine habit. Continuing the week’s theme seamlessly, S also stands for ‘stinking of smoke’.

A much happier story with which to finish up. At the end of the week, the Forvie team – including five of our superstar volunteers – joined up with the Newburgh & Ythan Community Trust and local residents to help clear the blown sand off the boardwalk at Newburgh beach. When I say ‘clear the blown sand’, what I actually mean is shovel about 20 tons (yes, twenty tons) of sand off the wooden structure.



This was proper navvy’s work, but the pleasant sunshine (!!!) and good company helped to speed the job along. What initially looked like a Sisyphean task (now there’s a good S word) soon began to bear fruit, and some good inroads were made before retiring to a local cafe for an excellent coffee and cake, courtesy of the Trust. Now that’s my kind of partnership working!


As I type this, the light is fading at the end of a fine day, and it’s time for me to sign off for the weekend. My work for the week is done, and at this point I am reminded that S also stands for ‘single malt’. See you again next week – cheers!








































































































































































